“Once
long ago, or about
five minutes, there lived a guy named Barg. He was 60, had gray long
hair which he put in a pony tail, and a big beard. He lived with his 24
year old
sister Tina. Tina was a hot blond. (Yay hot blonds!) Anyway, they lived
on a small island in the middle of
the ocean. But they still had internet so who cares? Every time Barg
got board he would try to find something fun to do.”
-From Barg the Pirate
Barg News
September 30, 2007
Barg the Candy Store Owner (a.k.a. Barg the Candyman) is now online! Yay!
Also, I’m still working on this section of Alternative-Internet.com, so I apologize if it looks kind of silly.
-Patrick J. Simmons, Webmaster
