Spring Cleaning
Well, you may have noticed it's not spring, but that doesn't matter, for the time being, please try to focus on the "cleaning" part. So, I've decided that my blog is... a joke. It's a complete joke, but now that I've remembered how not to be a dead beat, I want to start blogging intelligent things.
So first off, I'd like to congratulate myself on completing yet, another Barg, and though the humor continues in a downwards spiral of nonsense jokes, at least I can say it's written. Aside from that, I've started on yet another series, this one though isn't focused on comedy, and is a little more, well, interesting. You can read it here: http://www.alternative-internet.com/serials.html#alchemthealchemist,
Unfortunately, it's a fantasy. I've always told myself never to write a fantasy, mostly because every person on the planet between the ages of 12 and 17 try, and fail, to write a fantasy novel. Also, I'm no good at it. But lucky me got some positive feedback, and so the series is going to be a little longer then I expected. This is why I like feedback, as you can see, it heavily affects my opinion, and makes me very happy.
Anyway, hopefully the fifth will be up soon, although the fourth was trashy. Which I figured was because I decided to try and go somewhere with it. This brings me to an interesting conclusion: Don't try and go anywhere with your story/thing. As soon as you attempt to accomplish a goal, you end up speeding through things that should take much longer, and end up butchering your story, and missing great opportunities.
So, I'll have to add that on to my list of rules for writing a fantasy novel.
1. Don't write a fantasy novel.
2. Let the story move on it's own, make no attempt to get anything done, as far as the storyline goes.
3. Your not Tolkien, stop trying to be.
The list obviously needs more, well, rules, but for now it'll do. Next time I come up with more rules, I'll update the list.
In other news, I'm working on a web-comic for Paddy-Cakes website: www.alternative-internet.com
I'll also start adding Fat Penguin comics for the blog, now that I've gotten used to the graphics tablet, or at least, I'm using that for an excuse for only ever putting up on. I'm not entirely sure what the comic is going to be about, but most likely, it will just be some characters doing funny thing, or at least, I'll try and make it funny, but I'll, probably come up with nothing and end up creative more junk for the garbage disposal.
So, hope you all are looking forward to comics, stories, and my mad attempt to be intelligent.
So first off, I'd like to congratulate myself on completing yet, another Barg, and though the humor continues in a downwards spiral of nonsense jokes, at least I can say it's written. Aside from that, I've started on yet another series, this one though isn't focused on comedy, and is a little more, well, interesting. You can read it here: http://www.alternative-internet.com/serials.html#alchemthealchemist,
Unfortunately, it's a fantasy. I've always told myself never to write a fantasy, mostly because every person on the planet between the ages of 12 and 17 try, and fail, to write a fantasy novel. Also, I'm no good at it. But lucky me got some positive feedback, and so the series is going to be a little longer then I expected. This is why I like feedback, as you can see, it heavily affects my opinion, and makes me very happy.
Anyway, hopefully the fifth will be up soon, although the fourth was trashy. Which I figured was because I decided to try and go somewhere with it. This brings me to an interesting conclusion: Don't try and go anywhere with your story/thing. As soon as you attempt to accomplish a goal, you end up speeding through things that should take much longer, and end up butchering your story, and missing great opportunities.
So, I'll have to add that on to my list of rules for writing a fantasy novel.
1. Don't write a fantasy novel.
2. Let the story move on it's own, make no attempt to get anything done, as far as the storyline goes.
3. Your not Tolkien, stop trying to be.
The list obviously needs more, well, rules, but for now it'll do. Next time I come up with more rules, I'll update the list.
In other news, I'm working on a web-comic for Paddy-Cakes website: www.alternative-internet.com
I'll also start adding Fat Penguin comics for the blog, now that I've gotten used to the graphics tablet, or at least, I'm using that for an excuse for only ever putting up on. I'm not entirely sure what the comic is going to be about, but most likely, it will just be some characters doing funny thing, or at least, I'll try and make it funny, but I'll, probably come up with nothing and end up creative more junk for the garbage disposal.
So, hope you all are looking forward to comics, stories, and my mad attempt to be intelligent.

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