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Hey everybody, just wanted to alert everyone that I'm gunna be sending out my next newsletter pretty soon, so if you want to get it (or else), just go to www.alternative-internet.com and well, it's somewere around there. The internet is very confusing, although I think the link works well enough. You know once I actualy went on a quest that involved internet knolage, Hobbis saved my life that day. It all started on a sunny day when I stumbled about a giant rat layer. I was held prisoner their for 300 years. Then one day it was finally time to be eaten by the giant monster god thingy the worshiped. So they dragged me out to an arena, put me in a toga, and opened it's cage. Wich was kinda puzzling that they should worship it if they can control it. But anyway, I, umm, you know this reminds me, any other dude would put something like "used my magic gust!" or something dorky. NO! Not me, I get so frustrated when that happens I actually once got a brain disease of fury. I got sent to a hospitle and was operated on immediately. Afterwards I was put in a room a man I'll never forget. He talked to me for hours about science, math, and other stuff. That inspired me, so when I got out of the hospitle I started trying to find a way to increase gravitation in a specified area with a gun I called "a gun"
I was amid my studying when I discovered there was a rare substance that I needed to complete my weapon. So I walked outside to go to the store and buy some. And on the way I stumbled upon a giant rat layer... uh... um... Well anyway sign up to my newsletter. And yes I can see you through your computer screen. And no your pocket protector is not cool.