Ed, Elly, and all of those.

So I was cruisin around the other day when I noticed the things that you add to the end of words like "tor" kinda make um seam so much cooler. So I was like digging into this when I found that there was actuall a religion for people who try and use things that that on a regular basis. I tried to join but they said "don't use them enoughilly." So with some more digging I found a second religion of people who think that doing that is evil, but I didn't want to join them becuase they were kind of kreepy. So I tried to start a religion of people who try to keep the illy's and stuff in balance. But then I found out that there already is one. So I ended up apllying for their religion, but there were way to many constrictions. So I once again tried to start a religion, but then a gorrila who didn't like my idea put my arm in a blender to try and slow down my progress. So I went to the Gorilla village to complain. I met the high cheaf and he told me that they already had an illy religion and that all other religions were evil. So I tried to join theirs butonce again I was denied, but this time it was becuase I wasn't an ape. So I tried to explain that then what would happen if you weren't an Ape and all other religions were evil. He didn't get it... at all. So I went back home disapointed. Oh well.