Barg's Band
By Quezon

Note to reader: Sorry this one took so long. I took a rather looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong vacation.

One fine day Barg was sitting in the park watch kids ride by on their bikes. Ther was a particularly cute kid named edmund with a
broken arm trying to ride his bike. Edmund road by and fell in a painful mannor. And of course, Barg could not help
but start trying to get hymself hurt.
"HAHAHAHA! YOU FELL DOWN! Your so stupid! But don't worry." he said turning to a more kind tone. "YOU'LL PROBABLY
FALL DOWN AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Unfortunetly for Barg, the big scary-hairy man beside Edmund was his father. He walked
up to Barg and gave him a nice knock on the head and making Barg fall out of consiousnes.

While Barg was unconciense he had an inspirational dream. God appeared to him and said "Barg, this is God, I want you
to join the seven pop dudes band..."
"Why?"
"DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER OR SUFFER TEN THOUSAND VOLTS"
"Sorry mr. God sir, won't happen again."
"See to it, anyway, join the band and remeber, the cheeze in the apple...
"What?"
"Sheez your slow! the cheeze in the apple..."

Barg found himself waking up on the bench were he was hit. It looked as if he were out for about an hour.
He sat up and thought about his dream. He ventualy decided to find this band called "The seven pop dudes."
He got up and wondered about the city until he reached the theater. Luckily inside were the seven pop dudes.
He figured it normally would have been harder to find them, but the writer didn't feel like adding that in.
He walked up to them and listnend to the song they were playing. Afterwards he walked up to who seemed to be the ruler
of the band and said. "Can I join your band?"
"Wow, very upfront... cool... Ok, you can join if, you retreive for us the golden guitar.
"Umm ok, were is it?"
"It's in the evil castle of the seven magic people."
"Ok, be back in like, an hour."
"Cool,"

Barg walked out of the theater and whislted (his signal for Marvin). Soon enough Marvin desended from the sky and scurried the people
in the streets. Luckily he only crushed two. Marvin gobbled down the crushed people and picked the skin out of his teeth
with an extra bone. When he was done, Barg explained the situation and hopped on Marvins back. Marvin flew through the skies
and finaly made it to the "castle of the gods!", wich it's current residents were the seven magic people who indeed
owned the golden giutar. He landed and climbed of Marvin. He walked up to the gate and rang the doorbell. Soon enough the
first wizard answered the door.

"Hello, I need to steel the golden guitar from you."
"Oh, sorry, I don't have the golden guitar, Big M does."
"Wich of the seven are you?"
"Oh, I'm number one, Hobbis Brambilio."
"K, were is Big M?"
"He is the fith wizard,"
"Can I go and take the guitar."
"Yes, but won't you join us for dinner first? We're having Hagis."
"I hate hagis! OK!"

Barg, Marvin and Hobbis all walked to the dining room we're the other six wizards sat. The all sat down except for Hobbid who said.
"Everyone, this is Barg and his dragon Marvin, they will be dining with us today. Now, I will introduce all the seven wizards to you.
I am the first, Hobbis Brambilio. The second is Hazel the chef of doom, the third is Maria eater of sheep, the fourth is
Khalil the annoying catpillar."
"Hey!" interuped Khalil," Why do you say such things? God wants us to be nice."
"SILENCE!" yelled Hobbis as he directed his finger to Khalil and killed him with a fireball. "Now, the fith is Big M the Barbarian,
the sixth is Mellisa F. the flower person."
"Everything is happy!"
"Yes, theank-you Mellisa. And finally is Quezon the writer."
"A writer?" Inturupted Barg. "What kind of magic power is that?"
"Well," said I, "I'm writing all this right now and I can do anything I want to you, like hit you with a rubber chinken."
And indeed, I hit Barg with a rubber chicken.
"So," said Mellisa "why have you come to us?"
"Oh, I need to steal the magic guitar from the fith of you."
"Arg, ye never get your fithy paws on me guitarin!"
"The fith of us," said Maria, "Maybe we could makith a trade."
"I ain't traiden nothin for me guitar!"
"Stop fighting! EVERYTHING IS HAPPY!"
"Enough Maria!" said I, "Nothing is happy, infact I'm removing you from this story." and so I did.
"Stop it! can't we all just eat before we have a poitless arguement?"
"She's right, and pretty." said Hobbis.
"Not on your life Hoby." she said in return.
"Let's just eat!" said Marvin.

Finaly they all dined and ate their disgusting hagis with gusto. After the meal everyone wahed their hands and got ready for the pointless battle.
They all got in their places and started the fight. The first to fire was Maria, but Marvin fried her and her ice ball
before it could do anything. Then Barg killed Hobbis with a Missle from his Robot arm. All who was left was Quezon, Hazel, and Big M.
Finaly Marvin finished off Hazel. I of course I'm putting a forcefield around me right now to  keep myself safe. HA!
Big M grabbed his axe and started swinging madly at Barg. "Ye Villan! YE BE IN YE GRAVE SOON ENUF!"
"Your pronunciation is horrible."
"It ain't me fualt, it be Quezon the writer's."
Then Barg hit the bottun on his arm that would ensure Big M's fate. The little Bunny that was Big M hopped out of the
castle and starting eating carrots and beating up Elmer Fud. All was Me. I of course just let Barg go get the guitar
and leave the castle happily.

Afterwards Barg and Marvin flew back to the studios and walked up to the seven pop dudes. "I Have the golden Guitar!"
"K, what about the Cheeze in the Apple?"
"What?"
"You forgot the Cheeze in the apple!" Then one of the seven pop dudes puled out an MP-40 and killed Barg.

THE END!

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