Barg the Sushi Chef
By Hob Bramble... Just kidding. ME!<<<<
Editors Note: It is by Quezon, he just won't admit it unless he's naked.

Barg was walking along one day when he walked into a man.
"Ouch!" said the man.
"Oh, sorry,"
"Hey, nice arm, what's it do?"
"Tons, it duplicates, it sends fireworks, it shrinks and enlarges things, it has a changeable claw, hammer,
fist, hook, hand, spatula, knife..."
"It has a knife, to cook with?"
"Ya,"
"Say, do you know how to cook sushi?"
Editors Note: Yes, I know, you don't cook sushi. But remember, Quezon writes this stuff...
"Ahh, ya, why?"
"Hey, I could use a guy like you! would you like to work my chinese restaurant."
"What's the pay?"
"Let's say, twenty dollars an hour."
"Ok!"
The man gave Barg a business card and told him to be there at six the next morning.

The next day Barg headed down to his work. On the way he tripped over a caterpillar.
"Hello, would you like to buy a Jonah plush toy?"
"Hey, aren't you that one guy... khalil?"
"No, khalil is my brother! He sells Persian rugs!"
"Oh, I, uhh... I kinda stepped on him."
"Being stepped on runs very deep in my family..."
"Ya well, bye."
Editors Note: I'm kind of on a roll with these... To Big Idea, we are not trying to violate copyright. There is a very good-ish reason for all this.

Barg finished his way to his job. He started chopping and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking
and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking
and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking ...
I love the copy and paste buttons. After a while a man came in so Barg could have his lunch brake.
Editors Note: I don't do these in any previous Bargs y'know... Once again, we realize sushi isn't cooked.

He sat next to a man wearing a cool suit and eating sushi.
"Hi," said Barg politely.
"Hi, nice arm, does it got a name?"
"Well, I like to call her Sylvester,"
"Good name, say, you remind me of Nordic, the Lordly of Ping."
Editors Note: That there, is an "in joke."
"Who?"
"Um, nevermind. By the way, don't eat the fish."
"Why not?"
"I dunno, that's what my fortune cookie said."

Barg finished his lunch and headed back to the kitchen.

He started chopping and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking
and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking
and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking and slicing and cooking ...
Until his employer came.
Editors Note: Once again, we know about the cooking.

"Say Barg,"
"What,"
"You make a good sushi, how would you like to come down here tonight for dinner, my treat? You could even
bring some friends!"
"Ok."
"See you then! And remember, don't eat the fish!"
"What?"
"Ahh, nevermind."

Barg headed home to tell Tina the good news.
 They headed over that night with Tina, Joe, Barg's pet dragon Marvin, and some of Barg's old collage mates.
When they got there, Barg employer was sitting at an empty table.
"There you are! Come here I've booked a table." Everyone came in and sat at the table, except Marvin, who waited in the parking lot laughing and scareing people away.

Dinner went over real well, when they were all done, they all got fortune cookies and read the fortune.
The fortunes went like this:

Barg - The best thing in life, is money.
Tina - Touch other people so your coolness rubs off on them.
Joe - Infidels! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marvin - Watch out! Laura Croft's single!
Barg's Employer - Guess what I found in my sock drawer last night! Go on! Guess!
Bargs Collage Buddy - Try try again, until you can't try anymore. and then you just wasted a whole lot of time trying to do something you just can't do!
Barg's other Collage Buddy - MMMMMMMM Momma!
Barg other other Collage Buddy - You got sauce on your nose!
Bargs other other other Collage Buddy - Don't eat the fish! Remember that and you be as successful as I am.
Bargs other other other other Collage Buddy - After much research and years of hard work I have discovered the meaning of life, it's quite simple. It goes like this the answer is...

After that it was smudged to much to read. Barg collected up a few to take home.
On the way he opened ones that said:

Watch out for that banana
Told ya!
I get paid overtime! Loser!
Nice beard, old geezer!
Trust me, widescreen's better than fullscreen!
Editors Note: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The End!
Editors Note: You may wonder who edits these, and why. The answer is Patrick Simmons, and none of your business.

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