Barg the Spy
By Christopher Simmons... I mean, No. 295. Dududu.

Barg headed out to get the mail. Although that's totally irrelevant to the story.
Barg headed into town with Joe. While Joe walked into the Weapons shop, Barg headed down to get some
flower for BISCUITS!!!! ON the way Barg was pulled into and ally by Melissa F. Wer! Wer! Wer!!!
"Barg, I have a message for you, the people of the secret spy organization, want you on the team.
"Why me?"
"Your robotic arm could be very useful to us. The leader of are group, Hazel N. Filbert has sent me after you.
"SO, what am I supposed to do?"
"Hello!" came a voice from a annoying caterpillar. "Would you be interested in buying a persian rug?"
Melissa F. jumped forward and asked him what he heard. "Oh, I have heard nothing, just you two balbbing
on about something I'm sure is totally unimportant." This wasn't good enough for Melissa, she still found it necessary
to spray him with sleeping gas.

"Now, where were we? Oh ya, we have to go into the secret base, of Hob Bramble, to steal his plans to build the "REALLY BIG GUN!"
"That plot is incredibly overused."
"I know, by the way, old Hob has an army of robots, they're called the called two things. 1. Big M. 2. The average Joe!"
"Wer Wer WER!!!!!"
"Stop making sound effects!"
"Sorry!"
"Now to go to the plain and fly to the evil guys base, and take him out."

The headed out and boarded the plain. They were both in first class, but different rows. Melissa F. was sitting between a
a dog, and Nordic the Lordly of Ping!!! (in-joke)... WHile Barg on the other hand was sitting next to Hob Bramble.
"So ah, where you going." To my evil base, so I can construct my giant gun that will destroy the moon."
"I heard that you were going to blow up the super secret spy organization."
"No, I'm going to moon, I'm not sure what that'll do, but I'm sure it's something bad!"
"Cool, me and another spy are going to go steal your plans..."
"INFIDELS!!!" At that Hob jumped out of the airplane screaming. Barg walked over to Melissa F. for a minute.
"Why did Hob jump out of the airplane?"
"Well they say he's gone nuts, working on his website to much."
"Figures... geek..."

Finally they made it to Hob's evil island. They landed in front of the front door.
Ding! Dong!
An average Joe opened up the door.
"What do you want?"
"I'm here for the secret plans, could you get them please."
"Sure..." A minute later the robot came back and handed them to Barg.
"Thank-you!"
"No problem..."

Barg headed back with Melissa F. to the super secret spy organization. There they walked into the throne room. And who would be sitting on the throne,
none other than Hob Bramble!
"How'd you get here!" Melissa F. tide up Barg.
"Well, you just stole the plans for the Really Big Gun from the good guy organization!"
"What!?!"
"Yes, and this is my organization, and you just fetched me the plans." Suddenly, Hazel N. Filbert walked in with one thousand average Joes.
"Give us the plans!" Cried Hazel.
"Never, I Hob Bramble, have a secret escape pod in my throne." Then a large bubble surrounded his throne.
Thinking quickly, Barg stopped him the only way possible.
"Hob, there's a glitch in you website!"
"What? NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"I'm afraid it's true, If you click F.A.Q., the message boards come up." After hearing this, Hob exploded.

After that, Hazel put Melissa F. in jail, and got the pans from Hob's throne.

Fin

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