Barg was out of the hospital walking around one day looking for a job. And you guessed it, he found a sign that said:
PIZZA DUDE NEEDED!
A week later Barg got a letter saying that he was hired and would start on Monday. Tina and Joe (Who already had a job as a hitman.) congatulated Barg. The next Monday he got up early, siled to the city in his boat, and headed for the pizza place. He walked in, and started answering phonecalls. In about 10 minutes he was headed for the big creepy mansion at the end of Main Street.
Barg road up to the gate, and slowly and loudly it opened. "I wonder why it's always raining here and whenever someone says the name everything gets dark and there's cheap thunder noises in the backround?" thought Barg. Obviously he wasn't paying attention to the little voice in the back of his head that kept saying "Go back moroinick fool!!! GO BACK!!!" Maybe it was because Barg had a very short attention span.
Barg got the pizza and walked up to the porch. (Anyone other than me notice that scary houses always have porches?) Anyway, he pushed the little shiny button that was the doorbell.
DINGDONG!
The door flung open and Barg let himself in. Then a very scary lady started to walk down the stairs.
"Ohh good, the pizza man!"
"Ya, hay lady, here's your pizza."
"Is it Evil?"
"What do I care, it's not my pizza?"
"You'll pay for that!" Roared the lady.
"What are you gonna do? whack me to death with a cane?"
Then the woman grew three arms six legs and a beard. Barg ran out of the house screaming like the maniac he was. He got in his truck and drove away.
"And I didn't even get a tip."
Then Barg was abducted by alians and they dropped him on Mars.
The End
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