By Quezon
I sat down at my computer. I tried to think of a new Barg. Barg the... umm.. ehh... I was lost,
I couldn't think of anything. So Barg isn't going to Be anything, this episode, He's just Barg.
Barg just finished buying flour for Tina with Joe. He was walking home, when he saw a sign. It read:
fair!!
There will be a city fair this friday. Anyone who attends will be able to participate in games,
contest, and other events. There will be a talent show, followed by a concert as a grand finally.
Barg read it. "Hmm, I wonder if Tina would like to go?" he thought. He wondered home pondering this.
When he got home Tina loved the idea.
"I think that would fun. We should definitely go."
Sunday went by...
Monday went by...
Wednesday went by...
Thursday went by...
And then it was... Friday... duh.
Barg and Tina packed a lunch and boarded the magic ship. He went and said bye to Marvin, who had
to stay behind unless Barg was willing to cause mass destruction. They boarded and headed on.
"I love this ship," stated Barg. It was a rather nice ship. Tina wasn't to used to it. But Barg loved it.
It was a nice ship. It had large white sails, large cannons. A cool sleeping area. Ohh ya... it was magic.
After about six minutes of sailing the made it to the city.
"So where's the fair?" asked Tina
"Town square..." He said. They all walked on. When they were there. They all split up.
THE TALE OF TINA!!!!!!
Tina went over to the auction. The first thing she saw was an old cabinet. Not very interesting.
Then came Chef Bernard's Auto-Matic Biscuit Maker Deluxe... Ohh ya!...
Tina bought it for forty bucks. She stayed a little longer and watched. Thing after thing went by, like:
Chairs, lamps, computers, beds, pictures, time travel equipment, mash potatoes, flowers, dinners with Donald Trumpet,
Reages Philip, Spitney Bears, Spen Niffey Junior, Me... And a plethora of other things. At the end of the auction the band
started to play. Whada-you-know, The Front Street Boys... Tina hated The Front Street Boys. They were old news. The new
thing was M-Sink. Tina started to wonder around. She saw some people with pitchforks and torches chasing after something,
but they weren't very exiting.
THE TALE OF JOE!!!!!!!
Joe walked around a little, bought a banana, mugged some guy, and a few other dull things. Then he walked to the games
area to play some games. He saw a horseshoe game going on. Simple enough. He waited in line to play. It was team
horseshoes. Of course, lucky Joe got paired up with a rock. Joe picked up the horseshoe, he threw it and... and...
and... and... I'm making you mad aren't I... hehehehehehe... And he missed. Joe looked at the horseshoe.
"Uhh, uhh, ah, ah!" he exclaimed, which in monkey means : Stupid hunk of metal! I hope your former owner was made into glue!
THE TALE OF BARG!!!!!!!!
Barg walked around a bit. "KIDDY LAND!" he exclaimed as he saw the sign. Barg scrambled over to the entrance. "A bazillion tickets
pleeeeeeeeeease!" he said with an annoying hint of mint in his breath.
"Ya umm, that'll be four thousand dollars." the man said with an equally annoying slur.
"Ohh um, well..." said Barg as he pushed the "TRANQUILIZER" button on his arm. "I umm... HAPPY THOUGHTS!" he yelled and poked
the man with his seringe.
Barg headed in with his tickets. The first thing he did was play a game were the point was to throw a baseball into a bucket.
Barg grabbed the ball and threw it. He missed. He proceeded to do this six times, and waste three tickets. Finally Barg
took the ball and extended his cyborg arm and easily dropped it in. "Umm... I think that's like... cheating er something."
"Ohh, ye well..." Barg hesitated. "LOOK! A MOVIE START!" he exclaimed. the stupid teenager looked over to were Barg was pointing,
giving Barg enough time to run like mad. After stealing a large doll of a monster to tear up, and being chased by an angry mob.
Barg met up with Joe and Tina, so they could go home.
The End...
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