Barg and joe were playing checkers on day while trying to find what to do, although Joe was perfectly content kicking Barg's butt, Barg was getting bored of losing.
"We could be ninjas..." suggested Barg.
After a while of debating They finally agreed on playing ninja. Barg used some of the money from selling his toe to buy swords, ninja suits, and jet-packs, plus some free hair-spray that came with the jet-packs.
About six seconds later, the U.P.S guy came with the stuff Barg ordered. Barg and Joe Put on the jet-packs, suits, and hair-spray, and set off to find other guy's to fight. Barg and Joe were soon flying away. After a while of flying, they reached a big castle.
"There's bound to be bad guy's in there." said Barg. Barg took a conveniently placed grappling-hook, and threw it up on one of the four towers on the outside. After making sure the rope was secure, Barg and Joe climbed up the tower. As they walked along the outside wall, the writer released that nothing funny had happened yet, so he pushed Barg and Joe off the tower. After once again climbing the tower Barg and Joe headed inside.
Soon Barg and Joe walked into a hall with a bunch of doorways. Then a monster started to chase Joe and Barg around, and the Scooby-Doo Theme Song played in the backround. After the stupid chase seen, Barg realized he had a sword, and chopped the monster in half.
Then Joe said "Uhh, Uhh, ahh, ahh!" Barg walked over to see what Joe
was looking at.
"Jinkies! It's a clue!" said Barg.
Wait a minute...
This sounds familiar...
Oh well. Anyway, Barg and Joe continued down thehall to a room with weird machines everywhere. There was a big chair in the middle of the room. As the chair turned, they released Darth-maider was sitting in the chair.
"Barg I am your father!" yelled Darth-maider.
Wait...
I'm doing that thing again...
Dang...
I better end the story by saying, Barg and Joe flew home and went back to playing checkers.
The End... I hope...
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