Now this may sound weird, but Barg and Joe were taking Mime lessons. Tina suggested it because they could perform on the beach and earn money.(Mainly to pay for internet service) After a month of lessons They were ready to perform.
They sailed to the beach and found the most crowded spot. Everyone stared at them.
Finally, they started out with the invisible box trick, but everyone just stared.
Then the moved on to pulling a rope, but they still just kept staring.
They stopped. Finally the crowd pulled out torches and pitchforks and started to chase them.
Suddenly a U.F.O. came and abducted Barg and Joe. They were pulled up by a flashing green light. Then they appeared in the ship surrounded by little green men. All the aliens started to shout, "We want Mimes!" continuously.
So Barg and Joe started to perform. All the aliens smiled idiotically. Finally when Barg and Joe finished, all the green men clapped. Then there was a flash of light and they appeared back on the island with a bunch of gold.
After sitting there for a bit Barg released he was missing an arm.
The End
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