Barg was walking along the street one day, Tina said he was aloud to go
to town if he got some flower for buscuits. While he was waking, with Joe, a man cam
by and threw a pineapple at him. "Dork!" screamed the man.
"Hey!" screamed Barg "a pineapple!" Barg put the pineapple in his bag.
Hmm, why was Barg holding a bag?
Ohh well, Barg thought, If I was a god, I could zap people with
lighting when they were bad.
Barg pointed up to the sky. "Hey, God, you look like you need a brake,
I'd be happy to take your place for a little." The clouds rumbld and Barg heard a voice.
"Hah! Foolish human! I'm God I don't get tired, but you think you could
do a better job? Fine, I'll give you a planet just like earth, and I'll give you godlinke abilities, If you do a bad job, wich you will, I will laugh at you harshly. If you by some maricle do a good
job, I will give you a neat-o' blush toy."
Barg thought, with the small brain he had.
"Ya that sounds fair."
"HAHA!" he heard, then lighting came from the sky and electracuted
Barg. After much pain, Barg screamed.
"What was that for!?!"
"It was funny!" said the voice from above. Everyone around Barg started
luaghing oddly, then they went back to what they were doing as if nothing happened. Again Barg heard
lighting, he huddled in fear. After standing there for a few minutes, he look around. He was on a
blank grassy plain.
He turned into a teporary god! He scrachted his scalp. I guess I should
make some stuff.First he made trees, then other plants, then some animals. It wasn't to hard, so he discided
to make some people. This was much harder. First he made these weird lumps that just squirmed a bit. He blew those
up and tried again. This time they were a bit more like people in shape, but they were black and just hissed
loudly. Barg tried one more time. But agian they just came out as lumps.
Barg thought. Maybe he could make a whole new speicies! He
consentraited very hard and yelled. "CASALUCIA!" for effect. Out came these odd, very large cavemen type things. They all had big
clubs wich they continuesly hit eachother with. Barg looked. They all only had one eye each. Barg sighed. It would do
for now. He dicided to study them. So he sat there for three days. He sat and sat and sat. All the did was hit eachother
with they're clubs.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!!!" yelled Barg. He zapped them all with lighting. They
all stood they're for a minute, then they finaly took notice of Barg.
"ETH!" one howled. They all grunted. Barg and the things just stood
they're. Barg looked close. They were growing. They all started turning purple and blueish. Ish? I like the sound of
that... They were becoming electoish. They all zapped Bargish.
"OWWWWWISH!" yelled Bargish. Bargish started runningish awayish. "OKISH
OKISH OKISH!" Yelled Bargish to the sky. "Your right I'm rongish" He trippedish on the ground.
The next thing he newish, he was sitting on the sidewalkish, in the
regular worldish. He lookedish at Joeish. He NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVERISH NEVER NEVER NEVER! wanted to be a
go agian. ISH ISH ISH!
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