Well recently Barg replaced his missing arm with a robot arm, so he and Joe went out to test it out on cute little forest animals. But the real problem was that Barg didn't read the manual. When they got to the forest the spotted a cute little bunny. Barg flipped the missile switch to "Incredibly Unsafe" mode. "Fire" yelled Barg as he pulled the trigger. Then he realized he had pulled the "TURN CUTE LITTLE BUNNY INTO BIG SCARY MONSTER" trigger. Suddenly loads of green gas splurted at the bunny. Slowly and steadily the bunny began to change. First it grew giant claws, then it's eyes turned red, then it grew eight feet tall!
"Run for it!" yelled Joe, except it sounded more like, "uhh, uhh, ahh, ahh."
They both ran away immediately. Barg searched for the "TURN BIG SCARY MONSTER BACK TO A CUTE BUNNY" button as fast as he could. Finally when he found it, he turned around, aimed, and fired! And the bunny turned back to normal.
After the bunny hopped away Barg looked for another cool switch. He kept on looking until he came upon the "DUPLICATE" button. Barg aimed at a tree and fired! But he accidentally hit the "TURN TREE INTO EVIL FLYING DRAGON WITH A NEAT HAIRDO" trigger. Then a large purple beam ran straight into the tree, then wrapped itself around the tree and faded. Guess what? The tree turned into...
"A GIANT DRAGON WITH A COOL HAIRDO!"
Then it ate Barg and Joe. And that was going to be the end of the Barg, until millions of people sent me hate-mail and I had to change the story.
And so Barg and Joe made home in time for dinner. And they had meatball
subs, with coconut bread and coconut meatballs!
The End
This story is a part of The Adventures of Barg Series.
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