Barg was just promoted to cheif of police. He got a cool badge and everything! Unfortunetaly Barg was a bad cheif, four weeks later the boss called him in.
"Barg we need to talk, you've arrested every single superhero in the city, crime rate is up 60%"
"But they all broke the law!"
"And how did superman break the law?"
"He flew in a no fly zone!"
"To save a cat!"
"To save a cat boohoo!"

The officer looked at him, growled and continued to queery him.
"What about Speedo?"
"He went over the speed limit!"
"Spider-Man?"
"Left web all over the city! That's littering!"
"What about Bat-Man?"
"You can't tell me he didn't suck blood. All bats suck blood!"

The officer lowered his eyebrows.

"Robin?"
"Nesting on goverment property."
"Well I'll give you that one. What about cat women?"
"Stole kitty litter from a local store."
"How about, Feedback?"
"Stole info from a public computer!"
"Darn, umm... The punisher!"
"He kills the criminals."
"Fine, Captain America!"
"Impersinating the prez.!"
"Umm, uhh, Spuper-Women!"
"Umm, uhh, oh yeah, she's dead."

The officer was running out of chances to fire Barg, then he came up with a few more.

"How about all the X-Men!"
"Copeyright stuff."
"Oh yeah, umm, what about Hobbis Brambilio MAN!?!"

Barg pulled out a big peice of paper and handed it to the cheif.

"Here's the list."
"Anyone else you arrested?"
"Well sir, I'm arresting you."
"You can't arrest me! What are the charges?"
"Resisting arrest!"

THE END!