Recently Barg got a job as a Computer Technician! (Probably because his and Joe's forms got mixed up) Anyway, Barg headed down to the office on Monday for his first day of work and it was great. He got his own office, he had a secretary, and he could get free
coffee. (YAY FREE COFFEE!) In fact he was just going to get some when he was stopped by a fellow
worker.
"Hay Barg, I'm relay busy, I was wandering if you could upload this onto my hard drive?"
"I don't speak geek," replied Barg
"Come on Barg, it's realy easy to upload."
"Do what?"
"Upload," said the worker testily.
"Gazuntite," replied Barg.
"Ohh, forget it, I'll do it my self!" yelled the worker angrily as he
stomped to his office. After standing there stupidly for a minute, Barg's brain started up again and he went to get his coffee.
Barg was in his office playing with his plush toy a few minutes later when his secretary came in holding the phone.
"It's the boss," said the secretary plainly as Barg took the phone from her.
"Hey, have you finished uploading the new software I told you to install?"
"I didn't know you spoke French!" replied Barg.
"What? I don't speak French!" said the boss in a half mad half confused voice. "So about the software..."
"Ohh, I love softserve!"
"Noo, software you idiot!"
"Ya, I'll have my secretary do it." replied Barg. Then some guy came in and stared at Barg.
"Hold on a minute, boss, I got someone in my office."
The man walked in and said, "What are you doing in my office?"
"Your office?" Barg said testily.
"Look at the name on that plaque!" said the man angrily.
"I'm sorry I can't read." replied Barg.
"It says 'Mike Little.' That's me."
"Hi, I'm Barg."
"Ohh, I heard about you, you're the new janitor!"
"I'm the whatzamahusit? Ohh, you must speak geek too."
"No! Janitor, you know, the guy who cleans up other people's messes."
"Clean! No way I quit!"
Yep, that's pretty much it, Barg left, and found a new job.
Dedicated to Michael P. Little, who could really use an office.
This story is a part of The Adventures of Barg Series.
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