Barg the goes to the Superbowl
By Quezon

Barg got up and ran downstairs to answer the door. He opened it and saw the mailman standing their.
"Howdy!"
"Ya hey, whud ya got for me."
"Here!" He said stupidly as he handed Barg his mail. "You goin' to watch the Superbowl today.
"No, I'm not dumb."
"Well ok, see you there."
"See ya!" said Barg as the mailman walked off. "Crazy old fart." he mumbled under his breath.

Barg sat down at the table and started flipping through everything. There was a bill, a charles, and an eliot.
Also sitting in the pile was a note that said he won something. He opened it slowly and pulled out tickets for
four to the superbowl. "What I lose?" thought Barg to himself. He walked over to the computer to see how much
some idiot would pay for them on Ebay. Unfortunately his computer was in a bad mood and wasn't working so he just threw them
away.

He started drinking his coffee when Tina came down and grabbed the tickets out of the trash.
"Barg, why did you throw these away?"
"Cuase I don't want to go flush what's left of my brain down the superbowl."
"But they're V.I.P. tickets, there'll be free food." Barg sat their for a minute staring into the blue.
"Joe get ready to go, were off to the superfood... I mean bowl." Marvin poked his head inside and said.
"What's going on?"
"Were going to the superbowl, there'll be tons of stupid people to eat, you want to go?"
"Ya alright," he said happily and started getting ready. Tina came down with Joe and they all walked outside on to the
magic ship.

Soon they were all at the stupid... uh, superbowl for the big game.
"I wonder who's playing." asked Tina.
"Who cares!" commented Barg as they walked into the stadium. The man taking tickets stared at them all carefully.
"Sorry, we can't allow any animals."
"He's a very trained primate." said Barg as he switched his robot hand from hand to blaster cannon.
"Ok, the monkey's fine, but the dragon has to stay." Marvin slowly poked his head down and started talking to the clerk.
"You know we dragons have strived in art and literature. Not to mention we can blow fire breath from our mouths."
The clerk stared for a minute and then let them through.

They all headed to their seat... Ok, they all headed to the free food area and totally ignored the game. It was perfect,
Joe had bananas, Barg and Tina had biscuits and gravy, and Marvin had all the other rich snobby V.I.Ps.
After about half the game Barg walked down to say rude things about football in front of all the fans. He walked down to the
lowest floor and stood over the rail screaming.
"You stink whatever your name is! I could do better with a broken leg, and arm... and skull." The player walked over to were
Barg was standing and stared up at him. But before he could say anything Barg accidentally fell out onto the player and
broke his spine.

"OUCH! YOU STUPID IDIOT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH A BROKEN SPINE?!?" The coach walked up to Barg and started grumbling at him.
"Well, since it's your fault the quarter back is down, you have to play."
"I don't care if you lose." said Barg.
"If we win you get paid 6 million dollars."
"For one game!" Barg took a helmet and ran out onto the field.

He woke up seven minutes later in a hospital.
"What happened?" Barg asked Tina who was standing beside him.
"I don't know, I was eating, not paying attention to the game.
"Oh, let's not go next year."
"OK."

THE END

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