Barg's cousin Roger
By Christopher Simmons, who has a neat sweatshirt which he is wearing while writing this story.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

"Barg go get the mail." said Tina as she cooked biscuits.
"A'ight" said Barg. He headed outside on the beach, then walked to the mailbox. He grabbed the mail and started sorting it.
"Let's see, bill, bill, bill, hay! A letter from me cousin Roger." Barg threw the bills into the ocean and ran inside to read the letter:

Dear Barg,

My house flooded and the guy says it'll take till Monday to fix.
So I'm coming over for the weekend. Sorry it's
on such short notice, but don't worry, I'm sure
We'll have a great time. I heard you got a magic ship,
a pet dragon, a monkey and Tina is till living with you.
So I'll be there Friday at eight in the afternoon.

                         -Roger,

P.S. HAVE TINA MAKE BISCUITS AND GRAVY! OR ELSE!




Tina came over and read the letter to.
"Hey isn't he an attorney?"
"Ya," said Barg. "I'll go get my shotgun." Just then Tina slapped him over the head and said.
"Roger's a fun guy, it'll be okay."
"Fine," said Barg, "as long as he stays away from Joe. Hopefully Marvin won't fry 'im."
"Marvin,"
"Ohh umm... I DON'T HAVE A PET DRAGON HIDDEN OBVIOUSLY IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!"

Tina opened her mouth to talk but just closed it, shook her head and walked away.
Friday arrived and Roger showed up at the door exactly two minutes early. Barg walked over to let him in.
He opened the door to see his cousin standing there with a suitcase. Roger was about 48, was 5 foot 9", and had a red cap.

"Good to see yer Barg!" he said happily. "Duhh, what happen der yer arm?"
"Ohh, it's a long story, but I got it replaced with this robotic arm. His name is Sulvester."

That night Roger slept in the guest hammock. Barg lay under him going insane listening to Roger's snoring. Finally he got up.
"I can't take it any more!" Barg hit the "SILENCE" button on his arm. It worked great, he couldn't here him anymore.

SNAP!

Roger fell on top of Barg. Barg got out from under him and hit the "SHRINK" button on his arm. Roger was now about three inches tall.
BArg couldn't see him in the dark. "Roger!" he whispered loudly.

CRUNCH!

"Oops, stepped on a stick." HA! I got you! You thought he stepped on Roger! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Barg continued to search for Roger.

CRUNCH! AGAIN!

Barg felt something funny under his shoe. JUST KIDDING! AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Barg finally found Roger and turned him back to normal. He carried Roger outside and headed to Marvin's dragon-house.
But then his conscience! "Guahh, I thought I got rid of you!"
"Barg, do not do it, it would be horrible! What would Tina do?" It said.
Barg sat, then said. "But Marvin needs something to eat."

Then an Idea came to Barg's mind.

In the end all worked out well, Roger's house was fixed, Tina made biscuits, and Barg fed Marvin his conscience!

The End!

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