Barg answers fan mail!
By still me... woot...

One day Barg woke up and walked down stairs. Another day he decided to answer some of his fan mail. Oh ya, I don't
have any. So one day Barg decided to answer some hate mail... The first letter was this:

Dear Barg

You stink, you have no brains and are not funny. If you ever run into a brainsucker, he will starve to death.
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar. If every time you were stupid I
got a punch in the face I would die. You should die too. Once my grandma said I aswered a problem wrong. It
reminded me of you because your stupid. Your a fish. Fish is spelt Fisch in German. I know that because my Grandma is
German. You don't know that becuase you are dumb.

Umm, maybe this was a bad idea... I know, back to that day when Barg woke up and walked downstairs.


Barg woke up and walked downstairs. Tina was cooking biscuits and hitting Joe with a frying pan. Marvin was outside
shooting down helicoters with his flame breath. HAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, Barg walked up and grabbed some biscuits and shoved them
down his mouth. Afterwards Tina said.
"What's the plan for the day?"
"The same plan for everyday, Tina, try and take over the world..."

No that's dumb, umm, uh...









GAUH THIS IS STUPID!

I'm out of ideas! Um cop, no, fireman, no, writer? no! NO! NO!!! I've got it...     No never mind. The Poo on this. BARG IS NOTHING AGAIN!

Barg went into town to buy a hat and died on the way their...

THE END! LIKE IT OR ELSE!

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