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News Station 2100 (twenty-one hundred) is (or, at least, will be) one of the most listened-to radio stations in the universe. Not, however, because of their amazing reporting, lack of bias, timeliness, or choice of stories to report on, no. It's because of their completely idiotic and politically incorrect crew. From ladies-man weather-man KMAX to the zany Zonque (who may or may not be a descendent of Alternative Internet's own Quezon), the News 2100 crew are a zany and strange bunch. We've collected various bits of information on all the important members of the crew (and some of the less than important ones) so you can get acquainted with them.
The Achorman
KMAX
Zonque
The Producer(s)
Fred & Company
James Elkmorning
The Tech Guys
Edward Madison
Telly D & Everybody Else
First to be mentioned but probably the least important of all the crew members, the anchorman (who's name we can't seem to find) does what every other anchorman does/did/will do: introduces important people. The News 2100 anchorman, however, does have his quirks. Amoung other things, he's the only member of the News 2100 crew who has never been convicted of anything, and as such keeps things under control at the station. We know nothing about his childhood, or most of his adult life either, other than that his favorite hobby is killing flies with weapons better suited for larger prey (such as pistols, high-power lazers, chainsaws, and explosives).
One of the most... no, the most... no, the only loved weatherman ever, KMAX is a former radio DJ who lost his job due to sevral criminal convictions. His parole officer tries hard to keep him in line, but that isn't always easy with KMAX being stormed by his thousands of female fans every time he leaves the station and the anchorman and Zonque not letting her (the officer) into the station. KMAX is 2100's most popular crew member, causing much distress for the other less loved crew memberd. KMAX has won sevral awards for his accurate (if always dismal) weather forcasts. We are not aware of the exact origin of his name.
The sports and entertainment news are arguably the two least important parts of any new show, hence Zonque runs them both. Sadly Zonque always gets stuck with thankless news items and lame stories. In a perpetual contest with the anchorman to be the least-cared-about crew member, Zonque constantly wins. Battered, bruised, and often arrested, Zonque seems to anways end up in dangerous positions. Our research hasn't confirmed it yet, but Zonque may be a descendant of Christopher 'Quezon' Simmons, writer of the Adventures of Barg series. Zonque's favorite hobby is shoving forks into electriacal outlets.
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