Water is probably the most boring beverage on the planet. If you don’t believe me, take a look at the zillion-and-one flavoured and enhanced waters available on the market – we may need water to live, but that doesn’t mean it’s our drink of choice. I ran into a relatively recent entry to this market a couple of weeks ago: blk.
Patrick J. B. Simmons | Aug 22, 11 | Comments [1] | Read Full ArticleSoon Sir Rupert found himself at the gates of a gleaming city, full of tall towers reaching towards the sky like steel fingers grasping for the sun.
“Hello down there!”
Looking up, Sir Rupert saw a man in pink armour standing atop the gates.
The life of a modern day Sea Dog,
Is a difficult life it’s true!
It’s safer to just avoid our ships,
Or we may just run you through!
As a way of showing his gratitude towards Sir Rupert, King Cloud gave him access to his Personal Transportation Eagle (PTE). Sadly, despite his strict diet of cheesecake and absolutely nothing else, King Cloud was a very lightweight fellow and Sir Rupert, laden down with armour, was not.
If that wasn’t clear enough, the PTE fell.
Patrick J. B. Simmons | Jan 29, 11 | Comments | Read Full ArticleSo overall, although there is definitely some blah during the middle, but this movie has a strong start and finish, and has some really good gags you’ll be dying to share with your friends.
Christopher "Quezon" Simmons | Aug 06, 10 | Comments | Read Full ArticleNorma Jean ’s fifth studio album Meridional is nothing short of a masterpiece of violent, headbanging ferocity: Norma Jean takes what they have learned on all their previous albums and brings us a sound that that will make you want to bang your head, sing along and, as they say, punch a dolphin in the blowhole.
Mike Little | Aug 06, 10 | Comments | Read Full ArticleMike has told me that he likes The Suburbs more than Arcade Fire’s previous album, Neon Bible. This isn’t entirely surprising: The Suburbs is an incredibly solid album.
But better than Neon Bible?
Patrick J. B. Simmons | Aug 06, 10 | Comments [1] | Read Full Article“Oh calm down. If you do die it’ll probably be quick.”
“How is that supposed to be comforting?” yelled Barg.
“Well, I’ve kidnapped you and tied you to a giant cloning machine, it’s probably a waste of time to try and get on your good side at this point.”
