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There are few pages untouched by the re-design's awesome power. This page is no execption. Here are our pretty faces to look at until our biographies are here to join them. Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum.
-Patrick J. Simmons, Webmaster



Patrick J. Simmons
Fueled by techno music and English Muffins, Patrick J. Simmons is the evil force behind Alternative-Internet.com.